About this Site
My name's Jonathan Pinnock. I lead a dual life. In one half of this, I run a software development company called Jonathan Pinnock and Associates. If you've come here looking for that, here's where you need to go.However, if you've come here to find out about the other half of my life, as a writer of fiction and non-fiction, you've come to the right place.
If, on the other hand, you've arrived here by accident whilst searching for Japanese Tentacle Porn, I suggest you try using a different search engine.
If you'd like to contact me, my e-mail address is jon AT jpassoc DOT co DOT uk.
Books
Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens was published by Proxima Books in September 2011.
The Scott Prize-winning short story collection Dot(.), Dash(-) will be published by Salt in 2012.
Pages
Mar
6
Mrs Darcy, Episode Twenty-Three
Filed Under Mrs Darcy
As far as Lord Byron is concerned, we’ve already had the rock’n'roll but might it be time for sex and drugs? If you find this episode rather filthy, the problem might be entirely yours …
Related posts:
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Twenty-Two
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Twenty
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Twenty-One
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Twelve
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Eleven
Comments
5 Responses to “Mrs Darcy, Episode Twenty-Three”
Leave a Reply
Interesting Things
- Common faults in short stories
- Duotrope’s Digest
- Ether Books
- Ether Books app
- Help! I Need a Publisher!
- How Publishing Really Works
- Madeleines and Marmalade
- Me and My Big Mouth
- Mrs Darcy vs The Aliens
- Pike's Quest
- Preditors and Editors
- Proxima Books
- Sally Q's Comp Calendar
- Too Many CDs
- Veronica Britton, Chronic Detective
Interviews
Markets
- Aphelion
- apt
- Bewildering Stories
- Every Day Fiction
- Every Day Poets
- Flash Scribe
- FlashShot
- Gloom Cupboard
- Greyling Bay
- Ink, Sweat and Tears
- Liars’ League
- Litro
- Necrotic Tissue
- Niteblade
- Residential Aliens
- Six Sentences
- Smokebox
- Tales from the Moonlit Path
- Tales of the Decongested
- The Abacot Journal
- The Oddville Press
- The Twisted Tongue
- TheRightEyedDeer
- Tuesday Shorts
Places I hang out
Writers I know
- Bec Zugor
- Catherine Edmunds
- Catherine J. Gardner
- Claire King
- Dave Weaver
- Effie Merryl
- Gay Degani
- Gordon Darroch
- Ian Cundell
- J.L. Merrow
- James Burt
- Jenny Barden
- Julie Mayhew
- K.C. Ball
- Kevin Bennett
- Mandy Knight
- Mark Clementson
- Meena Wells
- Oscar Windsor-Smith
- Rachel Green
- Sally Quilford
- Sandra Norval
- Space Captain Smith
- Stef Hall
- Steve Barley
- Stu Sharp
- Susan K. Franklin
- Tania Hershman
- Vanessa Gebbie
Meta
Recent tweets
- RT @glynmoody: Iron Sky Official Theatrical Trailer - http://t.co/Lj4NqZco epic or waht? #crowdsourcing 1 hour ago
- RT @sarahrajabalee: 10 signs that Twitter has invaded your life http://t.co/7XwBLrQo 1 hour ago
- @EffieMerryl But if you can write a novel, you can't necessarily write a short story. You've started off with the hard bit. 11 hours ago
- @EffieMerryl Ah, they're just like short stories, only a bit longer. If you can write short stories, you can write a novel. 11 hours ago
- @EffieMerryl *sigh* You will do just fine :) 11 hours ago
-
Recent Posts
- That Difficult Third Album
- Another Fabulous Video Review for Mrs Darcy
- Guest Post: Barry Napier
- Role-Play and Perspective
- Rebecca Emin’s “New Beginnings”
- Another Spiffy Review for Mrs Darcy
- Cyprus Delight
- British Fantasy Society Review for Mrs Darcy
- Review: Household Worms by Stanley Donwood
- Every Day double whammy and other stuff
Recent Comments
Categories
- Acceptances
- Anthologies
- Broadcasts
- Charity
- Competitions
- Dot(.) Dash(-)
- Events
- Family
- Festivals and Conferences
- Goals
- Guests
- Interviews
- Invitations
- Mrs Darcy
- Music
- My Agent
- Non-fiction
- Novels
- Other people
- Performances
- Photos
- Pictures
- Placings
- Publications
- Rants
- Real life
- Rejections
- Reviews
- Stuff
- Stunts
- The Hit Count
- The Literary World
- The Publishing Industry
- Things I like
- Uncategorized
- Unpublished Pieces
- Verulam Writers' Circle
- Writing
Archives
- February 2012 (1)
- January 2012 (9)
- December 2011 (8)
- November 2011 (10)
- October 2011 (18)
- September 2011 (29)
- August 2011 (12)
- July 2011 (7)
- June 2011 (9)
- May 2011 (10)
- April 2011 (10)
- March 2011 (12)
- February 2011 (8)
- January 2011 (12)
- December 2010 (11)
- November 2010 (18)
- October 2010 (16)
- September 2010 (18)
- August 2010 (19)
- July 2010 (15)
- June 2010 (20)
- May 2010 (17)
- April 2010 (21)
- March 2010 (13)
- February 2010 (14)
- January 2010 (20)
- December 2009 (15)
- November 2009 (12)
- October 2009 (17)
- September 2009 (15)
- August 2009 (16)
- July 2009 (14)
- June 2009 (8)
- May 2009 (8)
- April 2009 (15)
- March 2009 (17)
- February 2009 (11)
- January 2009 (17)
- December 2008 (13)
- November 2008 (11)
- October 2008 (18)
- September 2008 (14)
- August 2008 (6)
- July 2008 (5)

Best chapter yet. Loved the ‘hard rim’ joke.
*blushes”
Jon Pinnock – surely a Kenneth Horne for the noughties? v.v. funny, as per usual.
I wish you’d remember, Jonathan, that some of your readers are ladies of a certain age who have ‘issues’ when shrieking with laughter.
Nicky
@Dave Thanks! That is one of the highest compliments I could ever wish for
@Nicky I have to say that I was surprised at the reaction to this one when I read it out at my writers’ circle. Hadn’t really expected any of the ladies present to appreciate it. Dear oh dear. And they all seemed so genteel.