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My name's Jonathan Pinnock. I lead a dual life. In one half of this, I run a software development company called Jonathan Pinnock and Associates. If you've come here looking for that, here's where you need to go.However, if you've come here to find out about the other half of my life, as a writer of fiction and non-fiction, you've come to the right place.
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Books
Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens was published by Proxima Books in September 2011.
The Scott Prize-winning short story collection Dot(.), Dash(-) will be published by Salt in 2012.
Aug
14
Mrs Darcy, Episode Sixty-Nine
Filed Under Mrs Darcy
It struck me that we hadn’t had any aliens for a few episodes, so here’s a quick interlude featuring Lady Catherine and her opposite number on Mars. Probably the last time I can get away with this particular gag, so enjoy it while you can.
Incidentally, it struck me whilst I was writing this episode that there’s probably an opening for an automatic alien anatomy generator. All you need is something that will come up with one of each of the following:
location | function | structure
Which is basically how I came up with “perianal thrust bladder”. Another writing tip there from JP. I should be charging for this stuff, you know.
Related posts:
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Sixty
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Sixty-Four
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Sixty-Five
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Sixty-Six (and a pin-up for you to cut out and keep)
- Mrs Darcy, Episode Sixty-Seven
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