Obligatory Amazon Button

This button here:

should miraculously take you straight to the Amazon page for your country of choice.

Where to Buy This Book If You Don’t Want to Buy It From Amazon

You can get the book at most of the remaining high street stores (so go out and support them!), as well as all the other usual online places such as HiveWHSmithThe Book Depository, and Pick a BookWaterstone’s are also selling it, along with some other books of mine that are a little different in style. You can even buy it direct from the publishers here.

Yes, But What About The Kindle Version?

Well, I’m sure there’s going to be one at some point, but you’ll have to ask my publishers about when it’s going to appear. Personally, I think the book has such a profound, terrible beauty that you’d be crazy not to want to own a real, physical copy. And deep down I think you agree with me, don’t you? Yep. I thought so.

What to Do If You Want a Signed Copy

Easy. Select the right price for your region in the box below, click on the button and Bob’s your uncle. The signature is the special tentacle one, by the way. You don’t get that kind of thing from P.D.James, do you?


Signed copies
Dedication (if required)