Where to Buy

What to Do If You Want a Signed Copy

Easy. Select the right price for your region in the box below, click on the button and Bob’s your uncle. The signature is the special Morse code one, by the way, and if you ask very nicely I’ll even write a message for you in dots and dashes.

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Dedication (if required)

Obligatory Amazon Button

This button here:

should miraculously take you straight to the Amazon page for your country of choice.

Where to Buy This Book If You Don’t Want to Buy It From Amazon

You can get the book at most of the remaining high street stores (so go out and support them!), as well as all the other usual online places such as HiveWHSmithThe Book DepositoryPick a Book, and Waterstones. You can even buy it direct from the publishers here.

Yes, But What About The Kindle Version?

Well, personally, I think the book is such an utterly beautiful artefact that you’d be crazy not to want to own a real, physical copy. And deep down I think you agree with me, don’t you? Yep. I thought so. However, if you really insist, this button here should take you to the right place:

And iTunes?

You really are into all this digital stuff, aren’t you? OK, this should take you to the right place on iTunes: