Vavasorology.com

Vavasorology.com is one of a number of forums devoted to the study of the life and work of Archimedes and Pythagoras Vavasor. Actually, it's mainly about the study of their life, or to be even more precise, their deaths. The generally accepted term for people who frequent these forums is Vavasorologist, although they are often referred to as simply Vavvies. Depending on who is using the term, this can be construed as either an affectionate nickname or an insult.

The Forum

The forum is divided up into a number of sections, of which the most frequently viewed are as follows:

• FAQ - this contains important information for newbies about topics that should not be raised, including the notorious myth that Archimedes had hung himself using a piece of rope 3.14159 feet long, the exact coloration of the Vavasors' cat µ and what bus you need to catch out of Cambridge to reach Little Wilbraham.
• Theories - this is in many ways the heart of the mad world of Vavasorology, where the hardcore denizens get to work. This part of the forum is divided up into a number of sub-forums, covering such subjects as:
  • Time travel
  • Aliens
  • The global military-industrial complex
  • Espionage
  • Mind control
  • The Rapture
• Sightings - this is where forum members report anything Vavasor-related they may have seen. This mostly involves cats.
• Books - new works on Vavasorology are discussed here.
• Vavasorbilia - this is for collectors of Vavasor-related artefacts.
• Off topic - honestly, anything goes here. Stay well clear.

Confirmed Members

The following is an incomplete list of members, along with their logins:

• AbsoluteTruth (real name unknown)
• arsebiscuits89 (real name Tom Winscombe)
• AwesomeCoder (real name Ali MacLehose)
• BigGinge (real name unknown, forum moderator)
• BollockBrain (real name unknown)
• DaiTheDeath (real name unknown)
• DontCallMeVavvy (real name unknown)
• EulerIsGod (real name unknown)
• FoShizzle (real name unknown)
• ItBeganInAfrika (real name Patrice Ambrose)
• Knobhead (real name unknown)
• MeenaKnows (real name unknown)
• MsStandage2You (real name unknown)
• NiceMillicent (real name unknown)
• PoorIntern (real name Benjamin Unsworth)
• PyeNChips (real name unknown)
• TheDaddy (real name unknown)
• TruthBomb (real name unknown)
• UltimateTruth (real name unknown)
• WhereTheBodiesAreBuried (real name unknown)
• ZOMG (real name unknown)
• µ4PM (real name unknown)

Likely Members

The following are almost certainly forum members as well, but their logins are currently unknown:

• George Burgess
• Dorothy Chan
• Margot Evercreech
• Rufus Fairbanks
• Galton Felmersham
• Dinsdale Mazloumian
• Hilary van Beek
• Kevin Wilberts

Notes

At the time of writing, the forum is temporarily inactive and the URL is diverted to a poor quality website owned by some author or other.