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| − | '''The Todger Squad''' are a bunch of blokes who almost certainly think of themselves as 'bloody good chaps' with a fondness for off-colour jokes and 'just a bit of banter, love'. Alternative opinions are also available. A significant part of the skillset required of a member of the squad is the ability to flick a pork scratching into one's mouth, and - to be fair - you never know when this may turn out to be useful. They have come together on the occasion of the forthcoming nuptials of one of their members, who goes under the name of Furball for the purposes of his stag weekend on [[ | + | '''The Todger Squad''' are a bunch of blokes who almost certainly think of themselves as 'bloody good chaps' with a fondness for off-colour jokes and 'just a bit of banter, love'. Alternative opinions are also available. A significant part of the skillset required of a member of the squad is the ability to flick a pork scratching into one's mouth, and - to be fair - you never know when this may turn out to be useful. They have come together on the occasion of the forthcoming nuptials of one of their members, who goes under the name of Furball for the purposes of his stag weekend on [[Channellia]]. |
==List of Members== | ==List of Members== | ||
| − | The following is a complete list of the Todger Squad at the time of the Channellia Stag Weekend | + | The following is a complete list of the Todger Squad at the time of the Channellia Stag Weekend. You can easily tell which one is which, because they have their names emblazoned on their matching rugby shirts. |
*Badger Pubes | *Badger Pubes | ||
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*Titface | *Titface | ||
| − | The only real names that are known for certain are 'Mr Kerrigan'<ref>This is a reference to a cock-up in the acknowledgements section of [[The Truth About Archie and Pye]], where I referred to one of my erstwhile tutors at Bath Spa University as Richard Kerrigan rather than Richard Kerridge. Fortunately, he almost certainly hasn't read the book, so he won't have noticed.</ref> (Ham & Tongue) and [[Piers Handforth]] (Titface). | + | The only real names that are known for certain are 'Mr Kerrigan'<ref>This is a reference to a cock-up in the acknowledgements section of ''[[The Truth About Archie and Pye]]'', where I referred to one of my erstwhile tutors at Bath Spa University as Richard Kerrigan rather than Richard Kerridge. Fortunately, he almost certainly hasn't read the book, so he won't have noticed.</ref> (Ham & Tongue) and [[Piers Handforth]] (Titface). |
| − | {{#spoiler:show=Spoiler for A QUESTION OF TRUST|In fact, Tom Winscombe succeeded in assuming the role of Titface | + | {{#spoiler:show=Spoiler for A QUESTION OF TRUST|In fact, Tom Winscombe succeeded in assuming the role of Titface in order to smuggle himself on board Channellia, having established that Piers Handforth was already far too drunk to take part. Sadly, the vomit stains on the official Titface rugby shirt never did quite wash out.}} |
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Latest revision as of 12:20, 17 June 2022
The Todger Squad are a bunch of blokes who almost certainly think of themselves as 'bloody good chaps' with a fondness for off-colour jokes and 'just a bit of banter, love'. Alternative opinions are also available. A significant part of the skillset required of a member of the squad is the ability to flick a pork scratching into one's mouth, and - to be fair - you never know when this may turn out to be useful. They have come together on the occasion of the forthcoming nuptials of one of their members, who goes under the name of Furball for the purposes of his stag weekend on Channellia.
List of Members
The following is a complete list of the Todger Squad at the time of the Channellia Stag Weekend. You can easily tell which one is which, because they have their names emblazoned on their matching rugby shirts.
- Badger Pubes
- Furball (groom)
- Gobshite
- Ham & Tongue (best man)
- Pisspot
- Tampon
- The Jizz Bandit
- Titface
The only real names that are known for certain are 'Mr Kerrigan'[1] (Ham & Tongue) and Piers Handforth (Titface).
Notes
- ↑ This is a reference to a cock-up in the acknowledgements section of The Truth About Archie and Pye, where I referred to one of my erstwhile tutors at Bath Spa University as Richard Kerrigan rather than Richard Kerridge. Fortunately, he almost certainly hasn't read the book, so he won't have noticed.
