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Price on application to Olly Garque at Furtive, Shady and Dodge.
 
Price on application to Olly Garque at Furtive, Shady and Dodge.
  
{{#spoiler:show=Spoiler for THE TRUTH ABOUT ARCHIE AND PYE|The Manse used to belong to [[Cresside Fox]] and her husband [[Rufus Fairbanks]], who died in the kitchen at the hands of a rogue blender.}}
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{{#spoiler:show=Spoiler for THE TRUTH ABOUT ARCHIE AND PYE|The Manse used to belong to [[Cresside Fox]] and her husband [[Rufus Fairbanks]], who died in the kitchen at the hands of a rogue magimix.}}

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The Manse (© DALL•E)

The Manse is an exception property in the hamlet of Winkfield Row that has unexpectedly come onto the market owing to a career move. This remarkable house would suit a FTSE-100 director or perhaps a hedge fund manager looking to relocate to an accessible rural location with excellent travel links, subject to the usual money-laundering checks.

The Manse is set in two and a half acres of landscaped gardens and boasts ten bedrooms, six bathrooms and nine reception rooms. There is a fully-equipped gym in the basement, along with a panic room / fallout shelter with sufficient resources to maintain a family of four for three months. There is a squash court and a heated swimming pool at the rear of the house and a tennis court with a retractable roof. The kitchen boasts an unusually comprehensive array of state-of-the-art internet-enabled appliances, several of which have been recently upgraded, along with the floor. The military-standard security systems are a particular feature and are guaranteed for twenty years against hacking.

Price on application to Olly Garque at Furtive, Shady and Dodge.