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'''Matt Blank'''<ref>Also known as Matt Blanc, at least on p136 of the paperback edition, as pointed out to me by Matt Pinnock (no relation to wither Matt or myself).</ref> is a PR executive specialising in the area of cryptocurrencies. He has worked for a large range of crypto start-ups and in the course of his work, he claims to have:
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'''Matt Blank'''<ref>Also known as Matt Blanc, at least on p136 of the paperback edition, as pointed out to me by Matt Pinnock (no relation to either Matt or myself).</ref> is a PR executive specialising in the area of cryptocurrencies. He has worked for a large range of crypto start-ups, and in the course of his work he claims to have:
  
 
*sailed a hundred-metre super yacht full of techies and hookers halfway round the Mediterranean
 
*sailed a hundred-metre super yacht full of techies and hookers halfway round the Mediterranean
 
*flown a blimp to Abu Dhabi and back with a cargo of coked-up journalists
 
*flown a blimp to Abu Dhabi and back with a cargo of coked-up journalists
 
*bought an entire village in Kazakhstan just so the punters could raze it to the ground with artillery fire
 
*bought an entire village in Kazakhstan just so the punters could raze it to the ground with artillery fire
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*loads of other stuff you REALLY don't want to know about.
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*done loads of other stuff you REALLY don't want to know about.
  
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He is currently engaged full-time by [[Tulpencoin Inc]], preparing the launch for their Tulpencoin Super Plus ICO.
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He is currently engaged full-time by [[Tulpencoin Inc]], preparing the launch of their Tulpencoin Super Plus ICO.
  
 
{{#spoiler:show=Spoiler for A QUESTION OF TRUST|Actually, he was working for [[Helen Matheson]] all along. Unfortunately, the Tulpencoin bros found out and had him killed.}}
 
{{#spoiler:show=Spoiler for A QUESTION OF TRUST|Actually, he was working for [[Helen Matheson]] all along. Unfortunately, the Tulpencoin bros found out and had him killed.}}
  
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==

Revision as of 12:40, 15 January 2021


Matt Blank[1] is a PR executive specialising in the area of cryptocurrencies. He has worked for a large range of crypto start-ups, and in the course of his work he claims to have:

  • sailed a hundred-metre super yacht full of techies and hookers halfway round the Mediterranean
  • flown a blimp to Abu Dhabi and back with a cargo of coked-up journalists
  • bought an entire village in Kazakhstan just so the punters could raze it to the ground with artillery fire
  • done loads of other stuff you REALLY don't want to know about.

He is currently engaged full-time by Tulpencoin Inc, preparing the launch of their Tulpencoin Super Plus ICO.

Notes

  1. ↑ Also known as Matt Blanc, at least on p136 of the paperback edition, as pointed out to me by Matt Pinnock (no relation to either Matt or myself).