Wally (dog)

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Wally is a large, odiferous, flea-ridden dog of advanced age and uncertain parentage. He is the devoted companion of Tom Winscombe's father and occupies roughly half the available space of their modest shared accommodation. His smell occupies most of the other half. Apart from breaking wind, his other favourite hobbies are scavenging, crotch-sniffing and dribbling, where the impressive amount of saliva he produces more than makes up for his almost complete lack of teeth.