I’d like to think that this episode is the first-ever work of fiction to combine references to H.G.Wells, Goldilocks and R Kelly. I’m not necessarily suggesting that this is a good thing, mind. I would also like to apologise for using the word “weapon” in a double-entendre for the second episode running, but it just seemed too good an opportunity to miss.

Episode summary: Wickham captures the wrong Mr Darcy. Well, it was bound to happen, wasn’t it?