My story “An Unsuitable Replacement” is now up at Niteblade. This curious piece of dark humour first made an appearance during the 2007 Children in Need marathon, which means that it was written in less than an hour. It’s basically a case of following an idea to its logical conclusion and then carrying on for a bit afterwards. As you do. It’s also a kind of companion piece to my brain transplant story, “Convalescence”, which can still be found in this excellent anthology.